The Cell Phone Buzz!

I love my cell phone. I can text, email, take pictures and videos and download music from the web! I can stay in touch with my friends, or still go shopping while I'm waiting for that call from an agent or producer! Really, I can't see how people ever managed to survive with out them, before they were invented, or now! They really are useful!
Now, it turns out, they do even more! Cell phones are killing bees! And to that I say "Yippee!" because I've been stung any number of times by those nasty things, and it really hurts! What do we need bees for, anyway? And if I'm killing bees by using my cell phone, I'm going to call my friend KayLEE, just to chat about that cute boy I saw at the grocery store! I might talk enough to kill a whole hive!
Is the world worse off without bees? I don't think so! How many times have you been laying out, catching some rays, only to find out your bronzing lotion attracts wasps! (And I don't mean white Anglo-Saxon Protestants, either!)I know God created everything for a purpose, but bees rank down there with Mexico and Seacrest! Maybe it's just time the bees went the way of the dinosaurs!
Now if they only came up with a cell phone that killed terrorist loving liberals!

Is This What The Democrats Have to Offer?

Carrie's Back and Kicking Barack!

Well, fans, I am back! After falling in to deep depression following my rejection by those America haters at the ironically titled American Idol, I have realized that Jesus, like myself, went through many tribulations to prove himself, and never questioned God's intentions, so why should I?!?!
A lot has happened in the time that has passed since I last posted here at the most incredible blog in the blogosphere. The Democrat party has stolen the congress away from America and straight into the hands of the America haters, who are now running for president against our Holiest of wars! First we have that obviously homosexual former first lady, Hilary Cliton running on her shaky record as the Democrat Senator from Jew York. Then we have Barack Osama, we need another one of them colored people in the nation's capitol like we need another Kennedy (excuse my Irish). Don't even gets me started on that John Edwards character, any real American would have dumped his wife when she got cancer, just ask St. Newt, or America's mayor Rudy Jewliani.
It doesn't matter who the Democrat party gets to run, the American people will rise up and defeat them, and they could do it with a weak candidate like John McCain!