The Cell Phone Buzz!

I love my cell phone. I can text, email, take pictures and videos and download music from the web! I can stay in touch with my friends, or still go shopping while I'm waiting for that call from an agent or producer! Really, I can't see how people ever managed to survive with out them, before they were invented, or now! They really are useful!
Now, it turns out, they do even more! Cell phones are killing bees! And to that I say "Yippee!" because I've been stung any number of times by those nasty things, and it really hurts! What do we need bees for, anyway? And if I'm killing bees by using my cell phone, I'm going to call my friend KayLEE, just to chat about that cute boy I saw at the grocery store! I might talk enough to kill a whole hive!
Is the world worse off without bees? I don't think so! How many times have you been laying out, catching some rays, only to find out your bronzing lotion attracts wasps! (And I don't mean white Anglo-Saxon Protestants, either!)I know God created everything for a purpose, but bees rank down there with Mexico and Seacrest! Maybe it's just time the bees went the way of the dinosaurs!
Now if they only came up with a cell phone that killed terrorist loving liberals!