Hillary The Hater!
How much clearer does it have to be? The Democrats have declared war on Christianity, with Hillary Clinton firing the most recent salvo! Personally, I think Mrs. Clinton needs to visit the same place Betty jo went to get de-gayed, but maybe Hillary likes wearing those unflattering pants suits!
As Christians, we are asked to excercize our faith and follow our leaders blindly, and what better leader to follow than one appointed by God himself? God couldn't let something flimsy like democracy allow a convenient liar like Al Gore or permanent flip-flopper like John Kerry to be in charge of His country! The greatest country on Earth!
Our Supreme Leader talks directly with God and God answers him back! So to question the motives of George Bush would be the same as questioning God, which is surely part of the satanic communistic Democrat agenda! We are war with the Islamofascists who hate our freedoms, either you pipe down and back the president, or you are giving aid and comfort to the enemy!
This was during a debate on two bills introduced by the cut and run Democrats, each one to determine a timetable by which US forces are to cut and run! Mrs. Clinton compared God's party, the Republicans to the three monkeys "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil"! As if! She also neglected that Iraqi terrorists were caught yesterday in Florida trying to blow up the Sears Tower! If attacking a good store like Sears isn't evil, then I don't know what is! Imagine if they blew up a Sears tower you were shopping at! Well, don't get mad at the Republicans, they're the ones who realize the importance of protecting Great American Landmarks like your local Sears Tower.
Hillary also failed to mention the WMD found in Iraq! We told you liberal scum bags they were there, and now what do you have to say? "Well, they're old weapons, the chemicals broke down, blah,blah, blah"! Wouldn't stop the terrorists from using them!
So, Mrs. Clinton, maybe if you spent more time doing your womanly duty satisfying your husband and less time trying to create a secular America, your husband wouldn't be having sex with a porker like Monica Lewinsky!
posted by Carrie Oakey @ 8:36 PM
5 Comments:
Anything the US does is legal because we still have God on our side! At least until the Democrats take over!
Carrie, not to nitpick, but I do hope you're aware of the fact that Sears is actually only 76% patriotic, as they give out 24% of their political donations to Democrats! Does this mean that they're almost 1/4 terrorist?
Even Walmart, leader of the free world, is 20% pinko (wasn't Hilary an old friend? Well, she did return that 5 grand donation from them because she's a commie).
And sorry for the blaspheme in the last post. Sometimes we get so upset, we have to let out a little "Jesus Jellybean Christ". It won't happen again.
Hmmm,
".... anything the US does is legal because we still have God on our side!"
Which god would that be who gives you power to be compellingly ungodly - Satan?
Mr. Gorilla,
Well Sears can be forgiven as they have some really nice outfits, and every good gambler hedges their bets! (not that I condone gambling. I don't. It's a sin.)And for your blasphemy in the previous post, I don't think I'm the one you should be apologizing to, do you?
zee,
I am not unGodly! He has favored me with this immense talent that I must share it with the world! And He has favored this country with the Greatest leader it has ever had, Our President, George W. Bush!
wow! You are the christian version of Osama Bin Laden! haha..thats quite funny. You have the exact same views as him!
"The Democrats have declared war on Christianity" ummmm..aren't they christians?
"As Christians, we are asked to excercise our faith and follow our leaders blindly" Thats contradictory: Christianity tells you not to kill people. Bush caused the death of many people. So, Christianity should tell you not to follow him blindly.
"what better leader to follow than one appointed by God himself" huh? is this what Bush is saying now? Are you serious? I am not sure if I should laugh or cry!
"Our Supreme Leader talks directly with God and God answers him back" I think this is what the Taliban said about OBL!! hahaha...and Supreme Leader? lol...sounds like a Mars Attacks!
"Mrs. Clinton compared God's party, the Republicans to the three monkeys" You have no idea how hillarious this is. There is an organization in Lebanon called God's Party. The US says they are terrorists. loooooooooool
"So, Mrs. Clinton, maybe if you spent more time doing your womanly duty satisfying your husband" OBL and Taliban 101!! The first time I hear it coming from a woman though..hahahha! So who are you satisfying?
Carrie, your ignorance is relaxing. I don't know why. Please post some more...it is great fun to read your views :)
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