Look All You Want! I've Got Nothing To Hide!

I've now seen my commercial 27 times on television! I've been trying to get a publicist, but apparently two seconds in a commercial is not enough "exposure" for them! But when you multpily it by the number of times it's been shown (as an extra, I'm not entitled to residuals, so I have no idea what exactly that number may be), I'm sure it's a couple of hours airtime at least!
When you're on your way to being the world's biggest celebrity, you need all the exposure you can get! The only problem, a lot of people are willing to give you the wrong type of exposure! A lot of pervs have suggested I pose in my altogether for them, you know, nude, as a way to gain more exposure as they would then post my picture at their website on the internets where a lot of men would see it. No thank you very much. The only people who have seen me in my birthday suit have been my doctor, my mother, myself, and my step-daddy, who would always accidentally walk in on me when I was in the shower. There are just some things a girl has to keep private!
And also, on my way to SuperStardom, there's going to be a lot of people who want to know more about me, that's only natural! So I don't mind people wanting to find out things about me, I've got nothing to hide!
Which is why I support President Bush's efforts to find terrorists by monitoring our phone calls! It seems to me the only people opposed to this would be the ones aiding alQeida by not supporting the War On Terrorism! If Osama Bin Laden or Zarqawi are hiding out in this country, how the Heck do you expect the government to find them? All this, I'm sure will prevent another horrible 9/11 from happening, and only those people who have the most to gain from that would want it to happen!
So I think it's every Americans duty to support this effort by Our Great Leader to eradicate terrorists from our country! If you don't want the government watching what you're doing, maybe it's something you shouldn't be doing in the first place!