Got Ya Liberals Again!

I met the nicest couple over at my friend Brandon, the gay's, apartment last night! Well, I thought they were nice, until I found out they were liberals living in sin! So I spent most of the night defending our great President against attacks by Michael and Jessica. Finally, when I told them since they hate our country so much, why didn't they just leave, they left, which upset Brandon a little, because he had known them since high school.
Another topic of converstaion we had was about gay marriages. Why can't Brandon, asked Michael, settle down and marry a nice boy if he wanted to? Well, besides the fact that what the two of them doing in their "conjugal" bedroom is an abdomination unto God, mosts states rightfully prohibit such "civil unions"! When you give a gay the right to marry another gay, what's to stop them from adopting a little boy to bring up as a gay as well? Or worse, adopt one for their own sadistic fantasies, as everyone knows the gays are all pedophiles!
I asked Michael and Jessica why they weren't married themselves, why they preferred to live in sin, and you know what they said? "We don't need a piece of paper to prove our love for each other." Or, "we can make a commitment to each other with out all the legal hassles." So then I asked them, why, if they didn't need a piece of paper to make a commitment to each other, a gay needs a piece of paper to make a commitment to another gay? Is it because sexual deviants such as homosexuals have a predatory nature, and need something legally binding to keep each other faithful? Or is it because one of them has a fantasy about wearing a wedding dress? Which they would want to be white, the color of purity, even though they are practicing homosexuals?
That's why I'm saving myself for my future husband! When I wear white, I want it to mean something! Not make a mockery of God! I am pure and intend on staying that way until I can give myself as a gift to my new husband on our wedding night!