Bad News, Good News

I'm sorry to all my fans that I didn't post yesterday! I've had a ton of bad things happening, between that person harassing me and my family and other things as well, that I just don't feel this is worth it. But I know my fans depend on me to shine the light of my star upon them, and I don't like to disappoint!
First off, I'd like to say to that psycho that is pretending to be my brother, please stop harrassing me! If you don't like what I say, just don't read my stuff. Personal attacks like that are the true trademarks of liberals, look at how they attack our president. He's doing a great job protecting our country from the Islamofascists who want to take over our country and worship a false God.
Also, my step-daddy has some lawyers working on slapping an injunction on these moonbats, but right now his lawyers are busy protecting him from some claims made against him by some whore that I thought was my friend. As soon as they clean that mess up, they'll be coming after you!
But now, on to the good news! I just got a part in a commercial! I know it's as an extra, but I'm sure all my fans will see me in it when it airs! I mean I don't get to sing or anything, but it's a start! Plus I met this neat guy who's making a "fan film", whatever that is, and has a small part for me. He wants me to come over to his apartment tonight to discuss my role. I mean, I was created by God to be the greatest singer ever, but if I can get work as an actress, that could lead to my singing career too!
And that is why I feel blessed by God, not only because of all the incredible talent he has bestowed upon me, but because I was born in the greatest country ever, at a time when it is being led by it's greatest leader! I hope he continues to send our boys over there to crush every last ragheaded Mohammed loving sand nigger over there so not only can we once more be secure, but so we can take all their oil too! I'm going to need a lot of gas for the longest stretch limo ever when I become a star! Toodles!