Crawling Out Of The Woodwork

Yesterday was a busy day. I had two auditions and a meeting with a gentleman whom I wished to represent me as my agent. So now I'm waiting by the phone. This afternoon, I'm going to get a job waiting tables, so I can make a little extra money, and possibly make connections. Last night, I talked to my mom on the phone, she is so supportive of me, but she says she misses me , and so does my step-daddy! She said he might be coming out to visit me, to make sure I'm alright and junk, you know, not getting mixed up with those heathen cults that proliferate out in sunny California, like the Wickeds.
But now I know I'm going to make it, because there is already one person trying to tie their wagon to my star! She's in the comment section of the previous post, and claims to be my sister! As if! I don't even have a sister! She says I'm a runaway, but my mom was happy to let me come out here and pursue my destiny as a star! She has faith in me! But I'm sure this happens to everybody who has talent, either their less talented relations try to hook their wagons to the tail of a star, like Ashlee Simpson or Jamie-Lynn Spears, or other people try to hook their wagons to the tail of a star. I pity this person who is such a deluded psycho that she thinks she is my sister! And I'm sure there will be more people claiming to be my relations, but I should expect that, as I am so beautiful and talented that who wouldn't want to be related to me!