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Thursday, April 27, 2006

You Can't Spell Hypocrisy Without A Smelly Hippie!

I've been posting comments at some moonbat blogs lately, and the only response they have (because they can't argue with my innate logic) is put on a shirt! They don't like my profile picture, because even though I am wearing a bathing suit, because they can't see it, and because their minds are polluted from the pornography they watch on a regular basis, they think I'm naked! Which would be even more totally ridiculous even if they weren't defending sexual deviants rights to molest our children!
Yes, that slut Madonna (or is she a whore?) can put out a book where she commits every sinful act of lust imaginable, from interracial copulation to interspecies copulation (Vanilla Ice just isn't human!), plus numerous homosexual acts with other women, and they consider it empowering! Because that whore (or is she a slut?) is a liberal, she could copulate with a dog and it would be acceptable! But let me use a picture my very own step daddy took of me by the pool and all of a sudden they tell me to get some clothes on!
Yes it's all fine and dandy for them to have homosexual pedophiles teaching at our schools, where they can indoctrinate young boys into the homosexual lifestyle, but I can't pose in a bikini! Why? Because all these old hippies are old, and gravity has affected their patchouli drenched flesh, and all those years of munchies brought on by excessive marijuana use has forced them to wear shapeless dresses that hide the very femininity they God blessed them with! Plus, they don't shave their armpits!
So they are all just jealous of me! Why? I mean besides being blessed by God with all the talent in the world and the humility to handle it, I'm young, and I take good care of my body!I'm very beautiful, and still have my whole life ahead of me, where I can make my mark on the world! They don't even have memories of that time in their lives because they were all whacked out on marijuana and having promiscuous sex with any dirty hippie boy who had a bong and a Grateful Dead eight track in his van! All that's left for them is botched abortions and failed marriages! Should have held out for love girls! That's what I'm going to do!

9 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

you approach jesus' general, and my other favorite white trash girl, helen wheels, in your finely-tuned irony, which is a fancy word for snark.

kudos, carrie.

12:14 AM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

You know, I've spent most of the morning trying to make the letters in 's-m-e-l-l-y-h-i-p-p-i-e' spell out 'h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y' and I just can't do it. Maybe I need to watch more 'Wheel of Fortune'...

6:19 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I have it on good authority that lipstick hippies aren't smelly!

And thank you SKIPPY!

1:16 PM  
Blogger Betty Jo Goering said...

Oh so you got thet mofo librual Helen Wheels up in here, tryin to be all cute-like. Get outa here, dirty librual hippie. We know yawl probly don't shave yawl's underarms.

Anyway, I'm glad yawl don't have sex with ugly hippie boys what smoke bongs. Thet ain't a pretty pitcher for me to imagine. No sirree, it sure ain't.

I think Madonna is a slut, not a whore, 'cause she give it out fer free.

1:40 PM  
Blogger glasshill said...

man, like I obviously didn't get on the right hippie memo list. that so totally sucks.

you mean ....
I'm NOT suppose to shave?
I should have smoked marywanna...
My clothing is all wrong, and has been all along
and dang it, I'm not smelly...(well except after I've been gardening awhile...)

sheesh! been doing this hippie thang all wrong, silly me I just take care of the planet and feed homeless people.

screw that I'm off to molest some 7 year olds.

8:54 PM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Kudos for calling out the hippie horde for what they are; a personal hygiene-challenged cabal of hypocricy! I mean, were these not the people who pioneered the whole "free your body, free your mind" line of BS? God bless you (and your step-daddy) for your refusal to let the liberal double-standard win the day!

8:58 PM  
Blogger Rowan Dawn said...

"patchouli drenched flesh"

rotflmao!!! What an ass chewing, My sides hurt from laughing so hard. You certainly tell it like it is! And you hold nothing back. its almost too much...

9:44 PM  
Blogger Rowan Dawn said...

And I agree, vanilla ice isn't human! some wierd subspecies or perhaps an alien or wierd experiment the government messed up!

9:50 PM  
Blogger Betty Jo Goering said...

Sorry for bein sorta rude the other day up in here but that Helen Wheels really chaps my hide. Anyways, I wish I understood why them folks call you funny. They must be librual mofos.

12:36 PM  

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