Look Out! Here I Come!

OMIGOD!! I'm so excited! Last night, when I was over at my friend, the gay, Brandon's apartment watching The OC, I saw my commercial!! I can't say wht the product was, but you can see my whole left side for a full two seconds!! This is better than the time when I was on American Idol, because you can see some of my face this time!! I almost tinkled my drawers when I saw it, and Brandon and I hugged and laughed, for a long time! I'm really on my way now!
Next week, Brandon and I are going to a karaeoke bar we found so I can do my act. When I showed him all the old outfits my old friend who was a gay made for me, he called them 'tacky' and that they 'made me look like a hick', so we are going out shoppuing tomorrow for something to make me look more 'hip'. If a dress covered in red, white and blue sequins isn't classy, then our country's standards fell along way under Bill Clinton! I'm sure that George W Bush, our greatest president ever, could raise them, if he wasn't too busy fighting the war on terrorists! Also, I made a new friend on the internets! Betty Jo posted a link at her blog to mine, so all the patriotic Americans over there can visit here to refresh their spirit! Like I say, either you love America, or you're an America hating liberal who ought to move to Mexico!
Speaking of Mexico, today is some Mexican holiday, another day for those taco bending bean eaters to not work, drink tequila, shoot off their pistolas and scour the streets drunk looking for little white girls to rape! So I'm staying inside tonight! Now I have nothing against loving your country, but if Mexico is so darn great, why the heck did you move to America? When you come to America, you give up all your old holidays, and only celebrate American ones, like the Fourth of July, or Christmas!