The Blasphemy Code

I'm sure we all can remember the uproar caused when a Danish newspaper printed cartoons depicting Mohammed. Those Muslims threw the world's biggest hissy fit because we decided to mock their "God"! Well, imagine the uproar if someone made a movie depicting the life of Mohammed! Or, worse yet, depiciting Mohammed getting married and having children! I think we'd see some pretty horrible protests, wouldn't we? Especially if Mohammed procreated with a whore!
Well that's the whole premise of The DaVinci Code. Jesus had children with Mary Magdalene! And now Tom Hanks is looking for the descendants of that unholy union! Just another shot fired in the War On Christianity! That this comes out of Jew controlled Hollywood is no shock. Remember how the Jews became upset when Mel Gibson's great The Passion of the Christ portrayed the Jew as the Christ Killers they are? I think that this is probably their revenge, smearing the name of Our Savior by suggesting He lay down with a whore! The director of this piece of filth is probably a Jew too!
The skirt wearing Papists are suggesting a boycott, but I believe this doesn't go far enough. You can't expect more from a bunch of pedophiles! I suggest that every movie theater that dares show this film be burned to the ground, as well as all copies of the film! Christians need to show the world that we aren't going to turn the other cheek any more, just like we went after the Muslims in Iraq for attacking us on 9/11! That a film like this would come out at a time when we're bringing freedom to the rest of the world is a slap in the face of all our boys who died defending democracy! Courtesy, once more, of the liberals in Hollywood!