Senate Works To Protect Second Coming

Well, I was as excited as a colored person with a free thousand dollar government issued debit card to spend on lap dances when I heard that God's own, Senator Bill Frist, tried to get a bill passed in the Senate making it illegal to transport a woman across state lines for purposes of obtaining an abortion! We all know who's on God's side in the war against Christianity! Unfortunately the bill met an untimely death when Ted Kennedy tried to tack on an amendment raising the minimum wage! Proving once and for all that the satanic communist Democrats will do anything in their power to prevent Our Savior from becoming born again!
The Republicans knew that such a bill, with the Democrats attached amendment, would dig deep into the pockets of hard working business owners like my step-daddy, who are trying to run a business as well as pay child support to some harlot an activist judge decided bore his love child based solely on DNA evidence with out any preponderance of my step daddy's good Christian nature!It was a hard decision to make, but since the communistic democrats had them over a barrel, protect the Birth of The Christ Child, or stop another left wing attempt to redistribute wealth, which ever choice they made, it was the right one.
I just want all good Christians to remember who is on God's side! The tax and spend cut and run wage raising Democrats or the freedom loving, flag and marriage protecting, Islamofascist fighting Republicans! (Here's a hint:which party has the Supreme Leader appointed by God Himself?)So remember this November who is the party that tried to pave the way for Jesus' rebirth as an American citizen, and who sided with the devil.