How To Fight AIDS!

Frankly, in my opinion, there are a lot of better things Bill Gates could spend $500 million on than AIDS research! Like a new haircut, for instance! C'mon, Bill your hairstyle is so out of date you remind me of the wife beater wearing white trash back in my home town who still sport mullets! And get some new glasses too! You're a billionaire, not some commie John Lennon wannabe! In fact, there should be one of those makeover show devoted entirely to him!
What Mr. Gates is proposing is just another example of science trying to replace religion! Every intelligently designed person, from Pat Robertson to the Reverend Jerry Fallwell knows that AIDS was sent down by God to punish the gays! If a gay didn't want to catch AIDS they should just stop being a gay! Then everybody who had AIDS would die, and while we wouldn't have as many talented people in the entertainment industry, at least we know that God wouldn't allow the terrorists to attack us again because of our acceptance of the homosexual lifestyle!
In fact, I think Mr. Gates should give me the $500 million, because right there I described how to get rid of AIDS! And I didn't have to use any Jesus denying science to do it either! Plus, if you gave me the money, I would go with to a hairstylist (because, frankly, all the good ones will have died off)to help her help you get a good hairstyle! Then I would take you shopping to help you pick out some stylish clothes, before all the designer stuff that was designed by a gay was gone!