Jail For Skanks

Well folks, Paris Hilton is headed for jail, and it's not the fashion police that has arrested her, it was the real police! And no, sadly, it wasn't for being a pornographic internet skank, which should be against the law, but for some reason, it isn't! No, Miss Hilton violated the law by driving on a suspended license, twice no doubt, because she was not smart enough to do her own reading!
Miss Hilton's lawyer pointed out to the judge that Miss Hilton is very rich and should be able to do what she wants! She demonstrated this by arriving for her case 20 minutes late and still putting on make-up! It's not like she has a job or any other valid excuse as to why she was late! Finally, she broke down and shed some crocodile tears for the cameras as the judge handed down his fair sentence of 45 days in jail!
These skanks think that all they have to do is flash their privates, and the whole world needs to stop and stare! And while I do believe the rich deserve different treatment than the rest of you rabble, it's because with out us, you would have no jobs to go to, like the fellows who worked for my step-father who became unemployed when he went to jail because of some outrageous charges made by my skanky next door neighbor.
I personally believe all skanks should go to jail just on general principle alone! Strip them all down and they can flash their girl parts at every pervert who wants to see them, these whores are not ashamed! Maybe Miss Hilton will find Jesus in jail, and turn over a new leaf and put on some underpants, but since she obviously is craving the attention her folks never gave her, maybe they should sentence her to spending evenings at home with her parents, watching boring television shows like Law & Order, like my mother likes to watch!
The hard part for poor Paris is the 45 days start on June %, which means she'll spend the entire summer skank season behind bars! But at least our beaches (and boyfriends) wil be safe!